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Cummy Knuckles

To use the right method of Cummy Knuckles you have to "pull out" of the girl you are banging, make sure the seamen or "jizz" gets on your knuckles, then punch the shit out of her!!! If you pull this one of you are a true B.A.M.F.
Matt knocked the shit out of his hooker with cummy knuckles
by cmill September 8, 2006
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chumpy

An adjective describing one who is chumpy. From the television series Lois and Clark.
Someone is a chump, therefore he is chumpy.
by Sara January 2, 2005
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chumpy

Someone who is gorgeous and cute. They love to snuggle and kiss. A pair of chumpies are soul mates who will always love each other very much.
I think you are very chumpy
by chumpybump February 20, 2009
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Chumpy

To feel chumpy comfortable and warm, often hard to get out of bed, feeling too chumpy will send you back to sleep. Chumpy food - wholesome rich and cold winter food.
'I'm really chumpy'
'Too chumpy to get out of bed'
'That food was really chumpy'
'How chumpy are you? I alright for the now!'
'I've never always chumpy maybe!'
by Little Annie November 6, 2007
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Cumpants

When you have pants that have so much goddamn jizz on them that they might as well be made out of semen.

A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.
Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!

Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.
by D-Li Llama February 15, 2010
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Cumpliment

When one party compliments the other on their ejaculation. Both male and female.

Usually in regards to taste, volume, texture or distance projected. Generally occurs post intercourse
or oral sex. May also occur in a medical environment. (see example 3)
1 - (after oral sex) "Wow, your spunk tastes fantastic, so light and refreshing!"

"Thank you for the cumpliment."

2 - (Post ejaculation) "I have never seen so much jizz, it's like geyser just erupted

in your pants"

This is an indirect cumpliment

3- (Doctor) "Mr Johnson your sperm count is well about average, congratulations on your virility"

"Cheers for the cumpliment doc"
by Mr. Drake October 27, 2013
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Cump

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.
Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.
by Captain Bacon December 18, 2009
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