cobbler cunt

A vagina that hangs low and has an eerie smell.

Sarah:Mandee has a cobbler cunt
Katie:OOH GURL! That shit smells!

by bo bara December 30, 2008

cobblers

the greatest football team on the planet. Based in Northampton

we love you cobblers we do! OH COBBLERS WE LOVE YOU!

by Jamie January 8, 2004

cobbler tot

A woman's vaginal area that is shaped like a rectangle. Sometimes it happens to little grls that are in 9th grade but look like 5th graders.

"Chayce's pussy is such a cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants and stop showin ur cobbler tot."

by ----Ivan---Dre----- December 8, 2005

The Peach Cobbler

When you are boning a girl from behind, you pull out a frying pan and slam it down on the back of her head, like Peach does in Super Smash Bros. Can also be done with an Umbrella or any of her other weapons.

-"Dude, I gave my girl The Peach Cobbler last night!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"

by DamianSolari December 17, 2008

Cubbiehobbits

The unknown or otherwise unseen people that typically live in a form of cubby-hole found in areas such as band halls, gymnastic centers, and other places of mass gathering that has a sense of trust to its community. These people are a quick excuse as to why something in a cubbie goes "missing."

Also, these people can also be considered people who practically live where their cubbies are.

"Jan, what happened to that sandwich you were keeping with your jacket?"

"Must have been those cubbiehobbits...."

by Ize be za hobo March 31, 2008

Cobbler Thief

When a girl/guy goes into the room of a sleeping guy and with great stealth steals some of the knob cheese from under the forskin and frames it for the guys mother.

"Stacey is a Cobbler Thief cos she got ben in trouble. He's lucky his mum thought it was coleslaw."

"Haha your mum stole my Cobbler last night"

by Sinister Phil July 17, 2009

Chubbler

A fat, chubby bitch.

Look at that nasty chubbler.
I would fuck that chubbler.

by Chubbler1 August 12, 2009