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Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021
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Crystals4billzo

Crystals4billzo is an amazing person i remember when they had 50 followers and there username was still sunburntho crystals4billzo is very cool and he should be my mutual RIGHT NOW so crystals4billzo if you see this be my mutual my user is karlzmonster ;D
Person 1:hey do you know crystals4billzo

Person 2:yeah they are really cool
Person 1:i agree i love him
by Karlzhonk November 13, 2021
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Crystina

Crystina is the nicest person ever, but you DON’T wanna get on her bad side!! She is a very smart girl. She is very fragile :) If you ever date a Crystina you’re the luckiest person ever, she will treat you like a king! She’s shy when you first meet her but I promise you she’s nothing like that, she’s a goofball and she knows how to have fun. If you have Cristina in you’re life keep her for as long as you can. Cristina is the girl all the guys and girls are jealous of!

Girl: look at Crystina shes so pretty

Boy: I know, she is beautiful!!
Girl: look at Crystina shes so pretty

Boy: I know, she is beautiful!!
by XxSauceBoss69xX September 14, 2021
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Crystal

a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! She's a hero and a one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, a carefree soul and has a good aura and dope vibe. A woman who has a good taste in music and is just simply fabulous and freaky, wild and Very good at sex.
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!

Damn!...Crystal has the perfect combination
by theevileyes November 23, 2021
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Crystal palace

The best club in the world is Crystal palace
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Crystal River middle school

A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.

Notable Groups and individuals:

•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.

•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.

•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.

Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.

•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.

•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.

•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.

• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
by IloveCats!!! April 23, 2023
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Crystal

A girl who always hangs around your friends even though she is just tryna date them. She talks shit about her own friends and is annoying as hell. She doesn’t want to hang out with her own friends and instead meat rides you and your friends.
Friend: “what the hell are you doing here?”

Crystal: “ zoe is so ugly!”
by Letsgosayhitostevie June 13, 2023
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