crutch head

a person who automaticly hates another peson with out getting to know them.

person 1: she's so mean.

person 2: your such a crutch head you don't even know her.
she's the coolest person ever.

by Audrey and Aimee May 5, 2007

crutching

verb

to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking

After a freak basketball accident, the cripple's ways of moving consisted of crutching and hopping.

by fireball419 March 7, 2009

Crunchilishious

1.when something is undeniably ownage.

2.to eat something undeniably crunchy.

1. That shit is crunchilishious

2. dam those nuggets are mighty crunchilishious!

by opraah July 17, 2007

chumchuckles

Masturbation involving dog food; Chum in particular.

Yo Billy Boy, Wanna get Ill tonight?

I can't, I'm gonna be at home having me some chumchuckles.

by Eldrainos September 7, 2009

Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.

I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.

by Interactive September 30, 2009

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010