The Right Coast

The best band on the East (the right) coast from the land of the Amish! Members include Brandon Ehrgood (vocals+crazy hair, frequent swearer), M. Curran Blevins (drums+hellarious, vlogger), John Becker (guitar+all-around amazing guy, photogenic!), & Eric Camarota (bass+epic tatoos). This is most likely subject to change because they always change members :(. All the guys are really down to earth. You can learn this band's uniquely random lingo. Make whootsticks, hibye, whootcopter, whootsauce, hussie, and iwillfuckyourlifeaway a part of your daily vocabulary right now. As of now they have released two EPs: This Is Now & This Is Acoustic. Both of which are amazing. GO CHECK 'EM OUT NOW!!'

Me: Hey! Joe...
Joe: Who the hell are you?
Me: You wanna know what's more addictive than crack and prescription meds that I steal from my grandma?
Joe: Get the fuck away from me.
Me: The Right Coast!!!
Joe: Oh yea! I masterbate to their music everyday. I'd totally turn gay to tap that...
*awkward silence*

by stillFly4life December 19, 2009

Palm Coast

A very boring town in Florida that everyone hates, because of the old people. They move here, realize its boring, and suckerr their kids to move here saying its beautiful and crap. And BOOM! Everyone wants to die. Welcome to Palm Coast! Home of the newly wed and nearly dead.

Wow man, Palm Coast is full of old people and fake gangs.

by ynattirbashley July 27, 2011

Gold Coast

Popular tourist coastal area of south-east QLD, populated by bogans and asians on holiday. Sometimes referred to as the GC

The beach at the Gold Coast is always full of bloody tourists.

by McGooglykins March 2, 2009

Fresh Coast

The name midwesterners call the region. Refernce to early 90s rap wars between first and second biggest cities in the country. "The fresh Coast" consists of the cities along the great lakes and the surrounding area.

Fresh Coast best coast.
I cant go to the bar, im flying home to the fresh coast later.

by Packingtheheat September 29, 2015

croatian

Croats are fun-loving party people. They have a beautiful beach, hot people, an awesome soccer team and are very patriotic towards their country. They are also home to great euro dance music...like Colonia! Anyone who disagrees is PURE jealous!!!

Those Croatian girls are gorgeous and love to have a good time!

by Noelle Spiech December 28, 2005

Vagina Coastguard

A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"

Sincerely,
Vagina Coastguard

by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006

Coastal Crap

When people from the coasts have an attitude about people who live in the Midwest and the Midwest in general.

If you’re going to come to town with a big bag of coastal crap then why the fuck did you decide to go to college in Iowa?

Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008