The man who stops the world for you. The moon in the sky. The love of ones life. Someone you never stop thinking about. With gentle eyes, a radiant smile, and a kiss that makes your knees weak. A different type of brotha. With a mention of his name, you can't help but smile. Your sweetest friend.
I'm so happy to have Jiminey Cricket in my life. Jiminey Cricket is the sweetest man I know. I'd give my all just to have one day with Jiminey Cricket
by WonderWomanReni April 19, 2011
Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.
person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."
person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."
person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"
person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."
person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"
by pmill053 August 09, 2011
The annoying folk on Las Vegas Boulevard that hand out cards for strippers/escorts etc. They flick the cards making a clicking noise kinda like crickets chirping.
vegas crickets, strip confetti
vegas crickets, strip confetti
by SomethingMild January 14, 2010
Cricket legs means that your legs are recently shaven but slightly hairy and prickly, and when rubbed together feel like crickets or rubbed on somebody else feels very painful
by squirrelsrmyfavanimal May 28, 2020
tard: HEY WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*
by el waldo December 01, 2006
" i wish these moon cricket's would get out of the street". or... "shouldnt these moon cricket's be in school?"
by pillow pants November 28, 2006