Creeper

A type of creature often seen in the In Development game, Minecraft. Similar to a suicide bomber but this creature lures prey into its line of fire by frowning and looking generaly sad. People fooled by this act soon are blow to millions of tiny bits as the creeper explodes. The creeper earned its name for its ability to swiftly sneak up on an unsuspecting player and quickly kill them, destroy their construction, and leave them exposed to more powerful monsters.

Player: Dum dum diddle dum dum

Creeper:SSSSSSSSsssssss

Player: OH SHI-

*Creeper and Player are killed in a large explosion*

by Crazy Crono July 14, 2010

creep factor

The degree in which an act or behaviour is defined, in regards to its level of 'creepiness'. Does not necessairly refer to outright disgust and repulsion. But more along the deviation, of social norms and sensibilities.

"I saw dude macking on his stepsister. That's got a creep factor of ten!"

by D. Gould February 1, 2006

Myrtle Creek Skurk

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

by RaevynRae August 30, 2021

creeping curfew

The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.

Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!

by YAWA February 2, 2019

Cyber Creep

A weird nieve person who creeps on predominantly the female population hoping they can find love on the internet via Facebook, Eharmony, Match.com etc.

Hey John guess what? What? I have a hot date tonight! Oh really? Yeah, I added her on facebook because I thought she looked really hot and we just started talking. Aww man come on! Someone's going to think your a cyber creep or something if you dont stop that stuff.

by Red Scrotum's October 27, 2012

shit creek

A metaphor for deep trouble, usually one is said to be up shit creek without a paddle.

I just killed my roommate and I don't have an alibi...I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

facebook creep

verb
1. to spend a ridiculous amount of time (normally when procrastinating, bored, or both)on the website Facebook
2. to look up persons whom you are not related or affiliated with and/or have no intention of being friends with in real life because of some amount of potential weirdness, hotness, lameness or other limiting factor

"Susan spent 2 hours facebook creeping the super fly guy from her biology class, looking at his pictures, comments, wall, news feed, and that of everyone he is friends with."

by Amandalie January 6, 2009