creamy ranch

The male ejaculate, most commonly found in the mouth of a woman

I love the taste of your creamy ranch.

by creamyranch August 15, 2017

creamy_payno

Creamy_payno is how you describe a hot red haired guy

This meaning can also include if someone is very dark (like likes blood and shit like that) but you ignore that because the person is hot AF
Lastly creamy_payno can mean someone who doesn’t wanna expose their real name just like the actual creamy_payno won’t expose his (that fucker)

Dude the new guy in school is so creamy_payno!

Girl the creamy_payno at work just asked for my number!!!!

I don’t know the name of creamy_payno at the Starbucks and I REALLY want his number

by NOTYOURCUPOFTEA December 4, 2018

creepy porn president

Creepy porn president aka Donald Trump, who had sex with a horseface porn star without a condom while having a newborn four-month-old son at home. This made soft porn model Melania officially a cuckquean.

Jimmy: Yo! Did you see that creepy porn president trynna kiss a bride in front of her groom?

Randy: Yaa, bro! That groom is a mega cuck.
Jimmy: You mean maga cuck!
Randy: lul

by darkedge008 August 31, 2019

Creamy Beer

A beverage made with love, care and ejaculate. Brewed in Spermington since 1969.

It is made of a male's seminal fluids combined with a hint of urine.

Hey bro, I just made some creamy beer, want a taste.

by Zenithhhs July 31, 2021

Creamy Piano

When a man ejaculates onto a womans or another mans teeth. Sliding your penis across the teeth and making Piano noises is optional.

Man she has such amazing teeth, I'd love to give her a creamy piano!

by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster December 9, 2008

Creepy Rasputin

If someone, ie, a guy, is behaving in a creepy (us. sexually creepy) manner, he may be deemed a creeper/creepy Rasputin. The name is not complete without the hand motion, a three-fingered clawing type motion with the right hand. The creepy Rasputin is the fourth level of creepiness/awkwardness.

*drunk dude dances up too closely on a girl at a frat party*
*girl makes the Creepy Rasputin gesture, three-fingered clawing type motion*
*girl's posse swoops in to save her*

by Middlebrook May 4, 2007

Cheapy

When a girl says she'll give a guy a blowjob but then she just kinda licks it

"She said she'd give me head but in the end it was just a cheapy"

by Anna Miles March 22, 2018