roast beef canoe

Thick, protruding pussy lips resembling a canoe.

The bitch was so busted, I could have paddled away in her roast beef canoe.

by Daniel Forman February 20, 2005

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

Canonsburg

A small town in south western Pennsylvania with nothing to do at all and nothing that makes it unique. Home of the Canon Crack school district which is filled with chlyamidea ridden whores that will suck your dick for some crack, hence the name Canon Crack.

I got chlyamidea from one of the Canonsburg Canon Crack girls the other week, best head I've ever had though!

by CanonCrackMac November 3, 2018

moosemeat canoe

A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.

Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

meat canoe

Slang term for vagina, clitoris, cunt, etc.

Look at that hairy meat canoe... I'd like to rail that.

by Scott1212 May 27, 2008

canoe

At the burning tip of a blunt, when it starts to burn down farther on one side than on the rest of the blunt, it is canoeing. This can be fixed by wetting a fingertip with saliva and dampening the burned down end. This is not only with blunts either. This can easily happen with joints and it happens with cigarettes sometimes too.

Dammit Elliot! Fix the canoe and then pass that blunt to Hernando.

by IEatBadgers August 21, 2003

Canon

Canon is a term for official, as in one loves another in most universes.

Gayden: ELEDEAN IS CANON!

Eleanor: NO IT IS FUCKING NOT

Gaylor: YES IT IS #ELEDEAN

Eleanor: SHUT UP JEAFUS

Eleanor: Dean is pretty hot though

Dean: What

by eledean shipper 2k14 October 17, 2014