crackabeties

A diabetic sugar fluctuation induced by the use of crack cocane.

Boo is in the hospital again with crackabeties

by BLACKHEATHER June 2, 2014

crackatola

Crackatola simply means your buttcrack.

The man's pants hung down so low you could see his crackatola.

by poop_face April 17, 2015

Crackatoan

1. A unique language spoken by a group of individuals that doesn't make sense to anyone else but that specific group of individuals.
2. A language used by babies to communicate to one another when they don't want their parents to know what they are saying...

1.So and so came walking in talking "crackatoan" again this morning.
2. When I asked my toddler where she hid my car keys she instantly reverted back to crackatoan.

by Supernatural Momma April 20, 2018

CrackarJack

A cool, funny, swaggy guy or girl.

The kid was so CrackarJack when he told that funny joke.

by XCrackarJack February 19, 2018

Crackage

When you snort crack while enjoying scarfage and swoopage simultaneously

"mike partakes in some crackage during theology class"

by CharlusLasagnas December 12, 2019

Crackalacka

A term best used to describe a person who has just cashed their paycheck and is seriously In lack a crack.

"What I got, you want! What you got, I need!" (said the Crackalacka looking for some dimes.)

by PËEPERSLOÖKÊN July 19, 2021

Crackalackan

A giant potato that climbs a green bernener while riding a unicycle with a horn in its bunghole

That baby seems to be crackalackan

by Aidsmonkey 3000 times ouch July 24, 2021