Great cousin

My Cousin once removed.

I'm getting a present for my great cousin.

by Poltergeist222 January 4, 2017

vodka cousin

A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.

They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.

"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."

"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."

by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019

Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019

Kyle’s Cousin

Kyles homie, friend, associate, partner, sex slave

Don’t worry we have Kyle’s Cousin to help buy monster

by JSYFMAPOS April 18, 2020

cousin fucker

someone who fucks their cousin

kayla:hey liam do u wanna fuck even tho were cousins?
liam:no thanks kayla, you cousin fucker

by urmomishashtaggay April 23, 2020

cousin fucker

tizzy

Wow tizzy is such a cousin fucker

by elsavador chicken nuggets May 27, 2020

cousin eater

A close friend of yours who is always crushing on one of your cousins.

“Molly has had a crush of both of my cousins!”
“Molly hooked up with my cousin!”
“she is such a cousin eater!”

by Abeck June 7, 2020