fucking courtney

Having amazing sex with a very hot woman. Usually multiple times in a session.

Oh man was I fucking Courtney last night!

by seriouslychris June 15, 2008

Courteney

This girl is the prettiest thing anuone could come across. Her brown hair and green eyes seem to just add the shine and sparkle to the world. Some people can get horny and leave a Courteney before realizeing what they lost and wanting noting more than to hold her again. A courteney is funny, kind, very extremely romantic girl who's intteligence is through the roof. Cristina's fall for courteney's and they never, EVER want to see them cry. They Love her more than anyone could ever love anything.

" OMG! Did you see that girl? She must have been Courteney because you can tell that that other girl beside her really won't let her go."

by Terezi May 16, 2014

a courtney love

crack prostitution and heoine all describe a courtney love.

ie. looking like a $2 hooker, doped up on smack. Also see crackandaprostitute.com

ex. Look at her pullin a courtney love.

by Ralph Kohr September 21, 2006

courtesy custodian

The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.

Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.

I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.

by The offended January 16, 2008

Fifa courtesy

The act of not playing Fifa like an asshole. This doesn't include:

- Scoring a goal and going all: OMG did you see that shit? We have to slow-mo it
- Opponent scoring a goal and while he's still celebrating or taking a victorious swig of liquor, making obscene noises and gestures, you rush through his defense like a faggot..
- You winning 8:0 when playing with someone and not backing down one bit

person1: Yo dude last night I was playing Fifa with X and he was being such a faggot the whole time I didn't even enjoy playing

person2: Yea bro I feel ya, that guy has zero Fifa courtesy.

by xxxvii January 13, 2011

fuck off courtney

The best line in the entire first season of 13 Reasons Why, a popular Netflix series.

Ryan: Bryce is a rapist.
Courtney: Allege-
Ryan: Fuck off Courtney.

by musicalkittens May 16, 2018

common courtesy reach around

Used when two gay guys have sex doggy style. The "top" guy gives the "bottom" guy pleasure by reaching round and masturbating the penis. Can be used by non gays to describe someone who has not done something that you would expect them to do due to "common courtesy".

Also, if someone is a tight arse.

Dan "That dude did not hold the door open for me"

Mike "Yeah - I bet he doesn't do the common courtesy reach around either"

by Slackmatt September 13, 2007