coinage

Using a large amount of coins to pay for an item to lighten purse baggage often pissing off the checkout staff.

Checkout: Thats $5.35 thanks

Person: brings out change

Checkout: 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c... hold on..5c..10c..15c..20c *1 minute passes

Person: Sorry about the coinage

Checkout: Thanks, and stuffs the rest into the till

Checkout later finds that the till is down on money

by Jasmeena May 24, 2007

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cognacious

The feeling you get when you are either high on sugar or lacking sleep, your mind being semi-stable as well as your body.

The boys spent all day eating half-year old easter candy, promptly feeling cognacious, walking in circles and pointing at random objects.

by firegirl July 7, 2004

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cognapple

an alcoholic beverage comprised of one part cognac to two parts apple juice. tastes very good, but not for the faint of heart.

my friends and i were chillin on the steps, sippin on some cognapple. VSOP, baby.

by lin is hot April 24, 2005

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ConAir

A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.

Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...

by TheDudemeisterKeith July 30, 2010

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Carnal knowledge

An archaic euphemism for sexual intercourse

1) A virgin loses his virginity only through obtaining carnal knowledge

2) Guy 1: I just got my diploma!
Guy 2: Nice! What for?
Guy 1: Carnal knowledge

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2020

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