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Corey Jones 

Singer/Songwriter who wrote the classic "When A Man Loves A Woman", despite modern renditions performed by Michael Bolton.
He also invented the iron.
Without Corey Jones, we would not be able to iron our shirts and/or make love to a woman, or three, or seven. We would, however, be able to make a dry journey through the bathroom.

Corey Jones usually ends most phrases with the words "BITCH" and "WHAT?!"
"I'm mothafuckin' Corey Jones, baby!"
Corey Jones by Noellllll January 17, 2009

Corey Taylor 

Vocalist for both Slipknot and Stone Sour. Truely amazing in both bands. I see a lot of other people with definitions for Corey are making fun of poser-maggots who have only ever heard the song "Vermilion." But, I have noticed, even the so-called, "true maggots" here all spelled Vermilion wrong. Haha. Anyway, Corey's one of the best singers I've ever heard and deserves some respect.
Corey Taylor is fucking amazing, especially in songs like (sic), Spit it Out, and Disasterpiece.

Maggots, please spell check before you submit a definiton. Thank you, and stay (sic). :D
Corey Taylor by Disasterpiece January 12, 2008

Corey Conrad

The epitomy of homosexual. Resides in the Chantilly, VA area. Touches himself.
Corey conrad is such a homo. see him at www.coreyconrad.com
Corey Conrad by tru playa April 19, 2005

Corey Feldman 

(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while commenting on their failed career.

(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.
1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman

2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!

corey perry 

(n.) hockey player blessed with great skill; executes dangerous and malicious plays without regard.

(adj.) athlete who talks like a fighter, only to hide behind teammates and officials.
" I wanted to pound on that guy for cheap-shotting my left winger, but he ran away and hid inside the locker room. What a corey perry"
corey perry by wilsonhenderson March 28, 2009

Corey Ass Nigga 

Someone who isn't down, or up to beat on certain issues. One who isn't accountable.
Dave: My boss didn't come into work today.

Josh: Man that's a Corey Ass Nigga!