Catching up on sleep

To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.

Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"

by uccstrackman December 8, 2010

catching strays

Being hit by a stray bullet

Niggas outchea in the hood catching strays.

by SydMak July 17, 2019

Clothing porn

The act of logging onto a designer/brand website and filling your shopping basket with every item of clothing you see that you like just to see how much money it would cost if money was no object. Similar in respects to food porn in that it just involves looking at different clothes and drooling because your wardrobe is disgustingly empty.

A student looks at clothing porn because he has no clean clothes to wear in real life.

by thesoundofbitchesfighting August 30, 2011

Megachange Clothing (MCC)

A student ran clothing and accessories company that promotes smoking related issues through their products.

"Hey! Your wearing a Megachange Clothing (MCC) t-shirt, I guess you don't smoke!"

by mccstage2 January 24, 2010

Rugby Clothing

Rugby is extremely preppy clothing only available at the 9 stores nation wide (as of April, 2007), this clothing is really awesome! The Stores are in: Greenwich and New Canaan, CT, Palo Alto, CA, Georgetown, Washington D.C., Chicago, IL, Boston, MA, New York, NY, Dallas ,TX, and Seattle, Washington. This is some truly awesome clothing! If you like Vineyard Vines you should love this, its like Vineyard Vines with a little edge, but it has less of a nautical background. The logo of Rugby Clothing has a Skull and Cross Bones. Rugby is new established in 2004 and is NOT available online (as of April, 2007) and it averagely priced about $50 for a polo, never the less everything they make is an instant classic and is worth your time to check out! Also Rugby is produced by Ralph Lauren, so if you like Polo's Clothing and quality you will love
Rugby!

Friend 1: Hey, whats that kid wearing with the skull and cross bones on it?
Friend 2: Rugby, its so cool!
Friend 1: It looks like it, I'll have to get some Rugby Clothing!

by Spencer December 26, 2008

Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008

Catching the crazy turkey

An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.

We all know where you've been, you've been catching the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed.

by Mr. Damien Bane December 13, 2014