Confuckingvenient

Something that fits well into one person’s situation but completely fucks another person right in the asshole.

"Oh so you forgot to tell me you invited all of your boyfriends to our house for cocktails tonight? How confuckingvenient.'

by kalindgr January 15, 2021

Confuckulation

A conglomeration of fucked up situations.

"I've been in a confuckulation all day." - Case Jernigan

by EGA JustInCase February 16, 2021

confuckled

a word that perfectly describes a smart (dumb) persons feelings when confused and possibly drunk or simply fucked. A word that mixes fucked and confused

i can’t read i’m too confuckled

*drunk person* god i’m confuckled

by brodychloe March 15, 2021

conckey

birch house that burns down nether 👍🏼

Conckey pretty cool !!

by anonymous May 20, 2021

Canuck

A portmanteau of "Canadian" and "fuck." Coined in the early days of Canada's founding by people displeased with the formation of Canada as a nation in the late nineteenth century. Primarily a slur. Still used in Northern USA states as a slur, but has become a somewhat affectionate term in modern days.

"Damn canuck just u-turned in the middle of the road!"
"Oh I dunno, those canucks ain't so bad, I mean have you ever had poutine?"

by Bark Bark Woof June 1, 2021

Canuck

A Canuck a racial slur a Canadian mostly used by people in the U.S. people like me because I’m xenophobic and i hate Canadians.

Stfu you damn Canuck

by Mr Xenophobic June 5, 2021

Confuckled

When the consequences of your confusion means your fucked. Confused + Fucked = Confuckled

"I don't understand this assignment. I am so confuckled!"

"Which coffee shop were we suppose to meet up at again? I'm confuckled"

by dizzyCarnival September 30, 2021