Contract

Mafia word when a made guy offers a reward to another to kill a specific person.

For cooperating with the police, I'm going to put out a contract on his head.

by GF Ed February 7, 2005

STD Central

See Lake Central High School

STD Central is another name for the disease diverse Lake Central High School in Saint John, Indiana.

by myfallopiantubeisclogged April 17, 2011

congradufuckinglations

When u congradulate someone after u know your the one that should be congradulated not there stinking ass.

congradufuckinglations asshole u beat me at my own game.

by christian fernandez March 14, 2005

south central

An economically depressed section of Los Angeles, home to two kinds of people: (1) current USC students (2) UCLA graduates.

I decided to go to UCLA over USC because I thought to myself, who would ever want to go to school in the slums of LA? Unfortunately, being a graduate of UCLA and unemployed, I had no choice but to move to South Central once I graduated. Penny wise, pound foolish as the saying goes.

by ucla sucks April 19, 2006

Elkhart Central

A high school in Elkhart, Indiana that is full of pregnant skanks, wiggers, and stoners. It also has a wonderful graduation rate of 58%. The New York Times called this school a "dropout factory". Probably the most ghetto school in northern indiana. Every sport at this school sucks. Football team goes 2-7 every year and the basketball team goes 6-17 every year.

Kid 1 - Dude what are you doin tonight?
Kid 2 - I don't know, probably gettin high.
Kid 1 - Elkhart Central sucks dude we should go to Memorial.
Kid 2 - Fuck Memorial

by Blazer1 March 23, 2009

Fart Contraction

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.

"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"

by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009

starburst contradiction

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.

Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!

by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010