Concierge

A person that works for a hotel or hotline who sets up reservations. The daily job responsibilities can range anywhere from dinner, tours, hotels, airlines, spa appointments, escort services, transportation to and from seedy areas of town to purchase illegal substances and/or prostitutes, setting up amenities to be delivered to a gentleman's mistress and himself in their room that his wife will call and inquire about because it appears on her credit card statement (though the concierge is held to strict privacy policies and will be unable to divulge said information), regular and routine disinfecting of work surfaces to prevent the spread of Hepatitis C, and manicures.

Furthermore, concierges are not responsible for preventing spouses from finding out whether or not his or her partner is cheating. They are not considered "private investigators" and should not be asked things such as "Who is that little TRAMP staying in the room with my husband? I demand to know the truth, I am his WIFE." However, just because it is not in the concierge's job description does not mean that the concierge will not have to perform many different duties such as "covering up for cheating husbands" or "dodging creeps looking to score a date with the concierge".

So when I checked into the hotel I asked the concierge if she wanted to go on a date with me. She said she wasn't allowed to go out with guests. So I told her that I was looking for someone that wasn't an expensive date and asked if one of her girlfriends wanted to go out with a rich sugar daddy for the evening. She said she wasn't comfortable assisting me in such endeavors. I think I'm going to talk to her general manager about how she refused me and my untouched penis service.

by le concierge November 30, 2010

Continuation

When a hookup that was only intended to occur once, or occurred in an unexpected fashion, happens again at a later date. - Count it and one.

Wow, Andrew hooked up with that Freshman last semester and again last weekend. Good continuation on his part.

by gse1776 May 8, 2014

The Human Centipede

Sexual position in which three or more people assemble single file, on all fours and place their faces in the person in front's butt cheeks. Each person in the chain then proceeds to deficate into the following person's mouth, with the last person ending the chain with their's falling to the floor.

Thus completing the Human Centipede.

Guy #1: Bro, picked up two hookers the other day and they asked me to be The human Centipede head.

Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?

Guy #1: ...

by Reke August 28, 2013

continuinuinuum

A continuum pronounced by wizards and people who are unable to pronounce thing properly.

I don't buy into the whole continuinuinuum thing.

by God December 14, 2004

The Republican Centipede

The Republican Centipede is the self sustaining propaganda cycle where one right-wing pundit's crap is eaten as truth and recycled into another's waiting mouth. Unlike the "The Human Centipede" of film fame, The Republican Centipede is circular, an ass to mouth daisy chain made up of 50% of the nation.

This "Birther" nonsense is just another piece of crap in The Republican Centipede.

by Franklin Delano Roosevagina April 27, 2011

Centipede

A devious sexual act in which a group of gay men form a single file line and engage in brutal ass fucking.

"Hey handsome, you wanna join me and the boys for some centipede later? We could use an extra pair of legs."

by Propanesnorter69 October 24, 2016

contino

An individual who always messes up the simplest tasks.

Did you hear that Gabe forgot to flush the toilet, he was being a real contino.

by continobaby June 2, 2018