fiscally conservative 

A word that penny-pinchers use to defend their frugality.

A.K.A. Cheap!!

(origin: somewhere in Canada's capital)

I'm not cheap... I'm fiscally conservative!!

fiscally conservative by Jeanne August 26, 2004

Big Mac Conservative 

A conservative who doesn't believe in anything higher than money and pleasure.

A conservative who sucks dick to the oligarchs and the Israel lobby.

Big Mac Conservative: ugh muh liberty muh big macs muh porn Israel is the only democracy in the middle east!

Big Mac Conservative by Erik von kuehnelt leddhin November 16, 2019

Boba Conservative 

An Asian living in any Western country who has already acclimated to the Conservative lifestyle and wants to be white so bad. An Asian less on the Progressive side and more on the Conservative side. Will typically live in white neighborhoods in the suburbs or rural areas and hang out with white conservatives to boost their egos. Also known to call their Asian counterparts “Boba Liberals”.

Look at that Boba Conservative over there with the MAGA hat on holding that Trump2020 sign in that crowd of white people.

Boba Conservative by Iroquois Pliskin 1776 August 17, 2020

Social Conservative 

A political view that life begins at conception, and ends at birth.

Social conservatives oppose abortion, as well as social programs that benefit poor children.

Social Conservative by newponder May 17, 2011

True Conservative 

A weak definition of a conservative used by some overly-nationalist douche who has no idea what they're talking about and usually thinks that any American who existed in the 19th century was a conservative

Conservative: Robert E. Lee was a true conservative!
Guy: What are you on?
Conservative: All-American opium!
Guy: ...

True Conservative by SpaceMouse June 25, 2010

compassionate conservative 

1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini

"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.

compassionate conservative by 8R4193N May 29, 2004

DePaul Conservative Alliance 

The DePaul Conservative Alliance (DCA) very small group of students at DePaul University that constantly offends everyone on campus with their hate speech and demonstrations. They fly the Confederate flag, jack off to pictures of Ann Coulter(don't tell their priest!), and yell as loud as they can. Everyone thinks they are a joke. They constantly use the Bible as a method of debating. They run a shitty newspaper funded by their rich ass parents with thrilling headlines such as, "War for Oil? Sounds Good to Me!"

Hey look, the DePaul Conservative Alliance is spitting racist bullshit in the student center again! Someone should really shut them down... but then again it is only like 6 people... but they are still annoying as fuck.

DePaul Conservative Alliance by Concerned__Citizen May 12, 2007