cooing

less developed stage or manner of babbling, tweets; murmuring meaningless mating calls (mostly as voice mails).

Cooing at babies is vital to British speech development, but often lethal to American speech development.

by 👹 murmur raider October 23, 2018

Coming down the escalator

A phrase used to describe the first in a series of very bad decisions.

I can't help but feel like he might be coming down the escalator...

by Δεκλαν October 5, 2020

Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking

Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~

by gillygoat December 13, 2019

The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021

conig

a conig is a close friend, someone that you roll or chill with aka homeboy,rolldog, or friend
Pronounced "Co-nig"

What's up conig?
I'm hittin up the clubs with my conigs.
That's mah conig.
Is that your conig?

by RevD October 4, 2005

Cooing

When a female or woman catcalls a male.

“Yo these bitches be cooing in the club!”

by Coo Club Clan November 7, 2018

its coming home

when all the plastic supporters think they're frontline. They put on their story 'it's coming home!' but have no idea what it means, Disgraceful.

Football's coming home!! Said Larry
'Its coming home! Screamed John

by meaty vegan July 10, 2018