an unsually large elephant with down syndrome that has a very saggy left ear drum. a conig usually immigrates with black people to djibouti, a western africa country where prostitutes orginated.
wow, that conig has class, look at the way she shake it, i can't believe it, i aint ever seen a conig like that.
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Pronounced "Co-nig"
Pronounced "Co-nig"
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Short for "big congratulation." You might use it to informally praise a coworker for their promotion. Use it anywhere you might otherwise say, "good job."
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CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
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"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."
"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."
" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"
"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"
"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."
"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."
"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."
" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
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