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the coffin

Similar to a keg stand, 'the coffin' is performed by falling back into supporting arms while someone lifts your legs in the air. A third individual dispenses beer through the tap into person performing the act's mouth, arms must be crossed in corpse like manner to be considered the coffin.
Did you see the coffin Jonny did at the party yesterday, he was so drunk the beer must have gone straight to his brain!
by universaldonkey November 13, 2007
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computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.
I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009
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College Confidential

College Confidential can be very intimidating. Students who post there often have impressive accolades in hopes of gaining entrance to elite schools. Students who are subpar and below have been targeted for some ridicule, but in all fairness, just understand the bully is probably bullied himself by superficial guys at his school.

The real purpose of College Confidential is not to flaunt accomplishments but to prepare students for college expectations. It's a fairly lenient place and overconfident members are looked down upon. However, make sure you are able to handle students discussing high scores and great accomplishments--this is NOT a website for those who are easily jealous and insecure. If you're someone who will likely decide to live secluded life as a homemaker after seeing how successful these students are, do not risk your last thread of confidence.
College Confidential is great, if you can handle it.
by realtalkyo December 10, 2011
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CONFIRMED BACHELOR

Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)
He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.
by talacatori January 25, 2005
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Confizzled

When Sarah told Ta'Shad that she couldnt go the movies, then she could, then she couldnt, it confizzled him.
by Jade October 12, 2003
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wang coffin

a recepticle of any form for the transport or holding of a (severed) penis.
heh, who would have thought a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?

yeah, big enough for Greg to use as a wang coffin.
by auxis June 3, 2006
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Confidential Friend

A friend like being which is unliked by most of society,yet secretly beloved by sub.
10:15
C. F.: Hi how are you friend
Sub. : Very good, indeed, I'll see ya in the movies, this afternoon

10:30
person: I hate (Name of C. F.)
Sub. : yeah, me too, he/she is so (insult)
C.F.= Confidential Friend
by HeinButz April 5, 2009
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