Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.

"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!

by Ju_C December 20, 2009

Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.

Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."

by A-No. July 17, 2010

computer-off

to jack off with computer porn

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter

by justinaimers June 23, 2008

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014

Computer programmer

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.

Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .

by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022

Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much

be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer

by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021

Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.

"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.

by RKOver24 October 24, 2011