carroll college

1. A top-rated liberal arts institution in the capital city of Helena, Montana founded in 1909 by Bishop John Carroll. The school motto is, "Not for school, but for life."

2. A school with the coolest professors who run to class and speak in tongues. We like getting outdoors, not having toaster ovens or candles in our dorm rooms, and flooding classrooms. Many people enjoy going on adventures like eating in the cafeteria or falling down Guad hill, and others enjoy bogging down the wifi with Netflix. If the stairs in Charlies don't kill you, Val's voice yelling out your latte order surely will.

"I've decided to go to Carroll College next year!" "Where??"

by nutellanomnom August 2, 2016

whitman college

A primarily white campus with the students family gross income being greater than the state of Washington. So liberal, the words "Trump" and "Triggered" pretty much elicit the same reaction. Frisbee is life.

Whitman College: "I wish I was Claremont McKenna"

by nunnnnyaa February 22, 2017

Eton College Bicycle

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.

"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."

by NotABromance March 5, 2018

Iona College

The greatest school in Brisbane.

Iona College- Home of Eshayz who vape in toilets and people who say the n word often

by rapist266 June 3, 2021

mandurah baptist college

A school where stuck up hoes go when the rest of Mandurah wishes to bash them up.

A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.

Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout

1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout

3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.

Mandurah baptist college is a private school within the Mandurah, Lakelands area

Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!

by Child knapper August 18, 2017

highly rejective college

1. Institutions with high rejection rates in undergraduate admission, which typically have more financial resources
and a low number of undergraduate students.

Is it me or does it seem that highly rejective colleges only want to enroll students they'll have to teach and support the least in order to get them to graduate "prepared" for career? --Akil Bello

by TBWeasel April 14, 2021

John Ferneley College

A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.

'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 10, 2021