Nigger Coffee

6 oz. Coke
1 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Kaluha

Tastes like coffee but with a dark nigger flare. Hence the name.
Drink that nigger coffee bitch it's going to fuck you up.
by Rob C October 05, 2006
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coffee cart

act of climbing onto a object in a public place and declaring an undying, eternal love for a woman
"Someone is gonna need to give me a hand down from this coffee cart slash city cat, titanic like scene area, because im Silas Cocks, and im a big dork, i listen to emo, and i could fall, instead of telling a girl i like her, and that could be really embarrassing, more embarrassing."
by sniffff snifff June 22, 2008
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coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
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Coffee Table

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table
Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever
by MemeLord420/69 March 30, 2016
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Coffee Cow

A common term to describe Brandon “AtriocGlizzy HandsEwing. However the term can be used as a way of describing ones obsession with coffee
Friend 1: “Wow man, this coffee is just what I needed right now”

Friend 2: “ Man, you and your coffee, you’re such a coffee cow
by Cryonix April 23, 2022
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coffee name

A coffee name is given to the barristo/barrista when you order your coffee drink - you need a coffee name if your name is difficult to pronounce, or if your name is unusual. A coffee name expedites your order.
This morning I went to Starbucks for my morning latte. I told the clerk that my name is Antionette which he could not spell. So I used my coffee name: Toni. Much easier to pronounce. I have several friends & co-workers who use coffee names. When coffee drinks are delivered to us at work there's always someone who says: "Who's Dave?" "That's for Dwight - he used his coffee name."
by Marina Maggiore May 10, 2006
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coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.
Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.
by w00gy March 14, 2006
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