Coffication

To drink coffe and have some communication between friends.

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.

by J Pizzle October 2, 2004

Coffee Crotch

Spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. Fresh, it's a wet stain. Dry, it's a brown stain that can last all day. Occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.

The bump in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch

by BlueLew August 7, 2008

Coffee Can Muffler

An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.

I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.

by RX7philbert August 16, 2009

Coffee

Similar to the phrase 'TEA' but for more of a masculine twist

GIRL: heyyy girl spill that tea
BOY: aye bruv pick up that coffee

by RayRayWhereYouAt March 18, 2019

Irish Coffee

An alcoholic coffee drink made with Irish Whiskey.

How to make:
Warm a 8-oz thick goblet by rinsing it in very hot or boiling water. Pour fresh coffee (about 5 to 6. oz) and whiskey (about 2 oz.) into goblet. Add sugar, stiring until dissolved, then add a generous dab of whipped cream.

You'd be suprised how many bartenders don't know how to make Irish Coffee.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Hot Coffee

A nice hot, steaming cup of joe with an incredibly welcoming smell and the perfect thing first thing in the morning.

1. What's all this sex mod rubbish?

2. I like to start my day with a nice hot coffee.

3. Mmm that hot coffee looks and smells damn good.

4. How do you like your coffee? Hot!

by Metalhead For Life November 11, 2008

Perveyor of premium coffees

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.

Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008