Cloyne

A location on an altered plane of being, home of culchies.

“Yeah Donn’s from Cloyne, he’s a right culchie isn’t he”

by Rainstarxx October 5, 2022

cloberglusted

Completely and utterly confused. beyond confused. like your brain has just crashed. the type of confusion so intense you cant speak

the man was cloberglusted after what happened the previous night.

by derpberb December 8, 2022

clobber passage

A passage of the bible people will cite or mention to condemn homosexuality, specifically being gay. The most well known example is Leviticus 18:22.

“Clobber passages? How about I clobber your head in?”

by arc-zen July 6, 2023

Fresh Clobber

New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.

Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍

by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016

J'Colby

A man you'll love. A man that's tops handsome. A man that's very kind and gentle. A man that have a big heart. A man that treats his people right. A man you'll never want to lose. He'll give you everything he got. He's nice and adorable. Sexy when freaky. Get you a him. He's AMAZING.

J'Colby is a great guy!!!

by Melankion October 29, 2016

The Colby effect

You date a boy, you feel very happy with them and then you break up with them because they’re a dickhead and then they are mean to you because they can’t face the rejection which proves exactly why you broke up with them in the first place.

“How come lily looks so depressed today?”

“Oh she’s been struck by the Colby effect. Again!”

by usnsksnsoswsn June 24, 2019

shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022