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Cleaning

The act of shoving something in one's asshole violently.
Theo: "Lukas it's time for a cleaning!"
Lukas: "oops"
Chase: *gets noise complaint*
*w zep ❤️ 🩹*
by Man hurt December 12, 2025
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Frontwards Cleansing

The act of releasing all of a males bioliquid from their scrodum and/or penis using a rare, Italian hand-made, baday
Thomas was delighted to discover the sensation that came upon him while he sat on his toilet after a long day exploring the wonders of Italia. After ejaculation and masturbation, he was soothed by the moist yet soft touch of the baday that squirted into his frontside, therefore giving him a Frontwards Cleansing.
by M-Well and T-Sherm May 23, 2011
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Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.
His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.
by typesend December 30, 2011
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.
I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.
by ultralamefest November 7, 2017
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Gender Cleansing

Killing all of one gender, basically ethnic cleansing but instead you kill a certain gender instead of a certain ethnicity.
Hey Christine do you want to go kill all men?
Of course I would love to go commit some gender cleansing Jessica.
by TS9474 December 5, 2017
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