Chuft

Some nasty ass creamcheese mayonase shit that comes out someones ass when they are pissed off.

izzie: "FML!!!!"
Merc: "Is it chufting season?"

by MCCRISTOLE April 21, 2010

chuffmuncher

Person who munches (eats/licks) chuff (female genitalia).

A rugmuncher but not necessarily a lesbian.

Practicer of the art of cunnilingus and not that good a one.

He's a chuffmuncher.

WHat's that?

He munches the chuff

by scala9 February 11, 2007

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

charf

The act of smoking marijuana

Ooo nice charf charf..

by Jesse.m.20 May 15, 2005

Chuft

A very versatile word that can be used many ways. Commonly used to demean someone else.

"Look at this Chuft?!" (Picture any guido douchebag as the target)

"That guy if such a chufty chode man, I want to punch him in the face for being such a fucking chuft!!"

"Check out all of these chufty snowboarder chufts... Someone should teach them how to ski!"

by Weezy so Steezy October 26, 2011

chuf

A small blonde boy, usually in his teens, that follows larger groups of 'cool' people around and attempts to copy them.

"That Chuf is such a fairy"

by Big Gay Dave May 2, 2005

Chuffer

A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.

Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!

by Been The Unseen July 3, 2004