Churff 

To take longer than needed to complete a task or arrive at a destination.Often caused by people farting about doing nothing in particular.

Although the word might have been created by a Ferryhiller with reference to the original king of churffing Mathew "churffy" Murphy, the word is now more often than not directed at the residents of Ferryhill in Aberdeen.Now better known as the Ferryhill Churff Squad.

"Fuck sake min, we've been waiting for ages.The boy is having a right churff!"

Churff by Seymore Bellchunk December 14, 2008

Churff 

A sexual term. Rub your man meat between a fat girls cloven hoof. Put it in her chumchute, continue adding a dollop of crisco to increase the warming sensation. Then punch her in the face and desecrate her with your jizzum.

Yo mack daddy... I'm from the hood, listen y'all... Those mothas always churff!

Churff by Ryann y Shannon January 4, 2004

Chuffed 

To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.

Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.

Chuffed by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

chuffa 

noun - the erroneous bullshit of a script for a movie when doing dailies. Bruce Willis coined the phrase and uses it when shooting films when he gets rid of the unwanted dialogue or actions.

Kevin Smith: And then Bruce Willis was looking at the script for scenes 4 & 8 and goes, 'Chuffa. Chuffa' and starts ripping out page after page. ... I'm shocked and I ask what's Chuffa? And Bruce says, 'Chuffa's chuffa.' So I go, okay, I really don't know what "chuffa" is. What is it? Then he says, 'It's "Oh, what a nice picture. What a cute dog. Where's the fucking bomb?" It's that bullshit that slows down the entire movie.'

chuffa by wookiecookies24 February 19, 2011

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

chuffing back a fat dart by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chuffed 

To be very excited and/or impressed.

"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"

Chuffed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019