Choad

A choad is a small penis.

Claudia:I heard Bryan has a choad?!
Bella:I’ve seen it it’s tiny😂

by Bellamellamoo April 24, 2019

Dorsal Choad

An oversized fin shaped , flap of skin , (landing strip), connecting male or female anus to penis or vagina.

My dorsal choad is chafed and inflamed, Dr. Paul, please script me meds to shrink.

by Rivardary June 16, 2019

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

world's biggest choad

Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.

Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"

by #duncelife April 29, 2020

Choad

A REALLY peng lassie

Check out the bod on that choad

by User_696969 May 7, 2020

choad nectar

Jays cum

Dude did u see Jay shoot out his choad nectar

by Russian easy bake September 9, 2020

Choad Woodle

A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.

Person 1: Hey are you gay?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.

Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.

by ApersonA October 24, 2020