reverse chipper

The act of wipeing your ass backwards, from back to front packing shit around your man jewels.

Hey where is chip? He is in the toilet doing a reverse chipper.

by sloleak October 6, 2005

Chipped

To have a computer chip embedded in your brain, directing your thoughts; under government control.

I've been chipped and now I can't think for myself.

by dgldjljf September 23, 2011

chippie

A secret, side addiction to heroin. Not fully developed because the addict is still functional.

I had a ten grand a week chippie, but went to work everyday, beeotch. Now that's hardcore.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple

"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"

by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007

Suck that chipped tooth

When you are so munted and chewing on your face, you result to sucking on your friends front chipped tooth, and chanting "SUCK THAT CHIPPED TOOTH".

"I will pop many a E bombs on the weekend, and suck that chipped tooth"

by Doheny April 20, 2009

chippie

a girl who wears innapropriate clothes. otherwise known as a slut.

LOOK! That girl's a chippie !

by klk4 November 13, 2009

chippest

verb. To worship pink-leather-clad squirrels

Megan chippest every day

by Anthony February 18, 2005