lonely cheating

Masturbation.

Guy 1: So she walked in on you jerking one out?
Guy 2: I like to think of it as lonely cheating.

by KillerOrange27 October 7, 2009

Cheetahs

Cheetahs

Cheetahs are an animal from Africa. Once cheetahs were inhabited all over the whole country. Now due to terrible poachers and disgraceful human beings, their population has been cut down a whole way.
Sadly, there is a extreme chance of extinction for this wild species of cat. Not to mention the fastest animal on earth today.

Cheetahs are gorgeous. Having the most adorable litters my eyes have ever seen through a screen.Cheetahs are misunderstood and tortured. Some people capture them in a net, and skin them alive. Even though the furniture and clothing of a cheetah skin is absolutely gorgeous, it means that you are decorating yourself or your home with a poor cheetah that has been skinned... For money.

Cheetahs are a pale orange "yellow" colour, with numerous black spots. They have these rememberable tear lines, and hissing teeth.

Safari tourist: Awhhhh look at those wild cheetahs.They're gorgeous!
Safari tourist2: Too bad they're extinct
Safari tourist3: We should of listened to Bindi Irwin when she was a little girl in the first place.

by MrsGreenPattinsonSpelling Nerd September 30, 2012

cheat

To lie to your partner and go with somone else behind theyr back.

Going Out With A Boy Or A Girl And Make out/Sleep With Somone Else and leave it to theyr best friend to tell him

Or Just to be a filthy whore and shagg who ever you want behind the person you "Really like" or "Love" back

SDawwg:Did he cheat on me?
D,Dawwwg:Yehh with some girl, he pulled her durring the gig

by butttbutttface July 1, 2009

cheater

a person who is married and has sex with other people

Nora is such a cheater she slept with all the people she worked with....Man her husband is gonna kill her

by ihatecheaters February 16, 2008

cheating husband

"hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls are "only friends" since he wouldn't want to jeopardize his "happy" marriage of over 12 years! What a Man Slut! Pitty the poor women who's married to him...

OMG, did you know that she walked in on her cheating husband at the party that night...what a man slut.

by Kelly Mango April 28, 2006

Cheetah

1. Male version of a Cougar.

2. A married man who cheats on his wife, with one or more women of questionable repute.

Tiger Woods should have his name legally changed to 'Cheetah' Woods.

by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009

The Cheat theme song

The song made by the Cheat,for the Cheat.

Who's always giving Strong Bad a hand?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's always messing up Homestar's plan?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's gonna start a rock and roll band?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's making out with Marzipan?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
The Cheeaat..the Cheat is in the house!
Who's the man that looks like the Cheat?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the one with the yellow feet?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the guy from 21 Jump street?
Not the Cheat!Not the Cheat!
The Cheat..The Cheat!

by Really awesome dude October 9, 2003