cheesecake

An extremely enticing kind of cake. It is wonderful in everyway, it's fun to shout out at a loud volume, because it pisses people off. It also involves cheese.

'Wow, dude, this cheescake tastes lovely!'

'CHEESECAKE!'

by Amy Buckland June 27, 2005

strawberry cheesecake

the act of placing a strawberry in a girls mouth and then ejaculating on it.

Not to be confused with a strawberry shortcake.

As Julia held a strawberry between her lips Matt gave her a strawberry cheesecake.

by schizomorphic May 25, 2008

Cherry Cheesecake

Having sex with a female virgin, and then making her lick her blood, semen and your own semen off your cock. An absolutely disgusting practice.

That bitch was so stupid she actually ate her cherry cheesecake!

by dennis November 20, 2003

Cheesemonger

A word that is used to describe a person who gets completely stoned or 'mongoled' from smoking too much of the canabis strain called 'cheese'.

This guy is a proper cheesemonger.

by Mongoose1209 October 16, 2018

Hollywood Cheesecake

A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.

Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load just in time for your best mate to bust out the wardrobe and punch her in the face!

Hilarious.

"Next time I'll hide in the wardrobe and we'll give the dirty slag a Hollywood Cheesecake!"

by Xandah April 29, 2007

Cheesecake

When a male ejaculates on a womans face and then proceeds to headbutt the woman , resulting in her nose breaking and blood and semen to cover her entire face.

Girl 1: So did you have sex with cornelius last night?

Girl 2: No , he cheesecaked me and then threw me into the river.

Girl 1 : AWW SHEEEET

by blaine Xtremius February 22, 2011

Guadalajaran Cheesecake

method involving a japanese/black/german/american indian/black guys dad and a redneck with a powermullet / scullet

guy 1: yo remember guadalajaran cheesecakes
guy 2: yea i get those from Uchimoto's dad

by SCULLET February 5, 2005