Dave Chappelle

funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP!

by jamescox March 14, 2004

dave chappelle

The King of Comedy. He likes chicken, too!

Dave Chappelle - F*ck Aston Kutcher!

WTF IS JUICE?!?!

Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008

Champerz

Champerz is a slang word for the alcoholic drink Champagne which (as the name suggests) is from a region of France called Champagne! It is an expensive drink which ranges in price(from expensive to ridiculous!)depending on quality.

The word champerz is used in the song 'Typical Me' by the East London rapper, from N.A.S.T.Y crew, Kano. Which is a song from his album 'Home Sweet Home'.

From 'Typical Me'-"who is Kano getting in the madness,
me I'm in the pool sippin' on Champerz,"

by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 14, 2006

Tap Crapper

Describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them crapping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies hitting the toilet.

Larry: "where's Dave?"
Tom: "Oh, he's still in the bathroom. Got the tap on and everything, he's such a tap crapper."
Larry: "The man has issues.."

by MiZZ EEL June 20, 2008

Filler Chapter

a chapter in a story (typically not professional) that is used when the author has no idea what to write about but needs to move the plot along

Person 1: I HATE filler chapters
Person 2: SAAAMMMEEE

by CostALotAMoney July 10, 2016

Booty clapper

When the body has been shot, it starts to shake.

“ Chopper hit him and he turned into a booty clapper ... “

by Kissygotwayss May 25, 2022

chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009