john cena

One of the worst wrestlers in history,although he sucks he is the WWE champion because random retards love him.
He's got a retarded gimmick (a white rapper -_-?),his mic skills are pretty decent but his in ring work is horrible, he can only do 5 or 6 moves which are:Hit,kick,Backdrop,DDT,5 knuckle shuffle(its so weak that even a baby wont feel it),and his devestating finisher FU which is really not so devastating,heck it probably doesnt even hurt.

There's kurt angle and outstanding wrestler who works very hard, but oh wait there's a white rapper.Lets make him WWE Champ !!!111oneone

by Vince McMahon Jr September 3, 2005

Milk Before Cereal

A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.

I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.

by Dr. Seuss Jr. October 1, 2020

John Cena

A moronic wrestler. Every girl thinks he's hot. With his fake moves and wiggerish ways. He's just a scum who can't wrestle for shit.

Doesn't that wigger over there remind you of John Cena with his fakeness?

by Hi-Ya Zip February 10, 2009

cereal

a slang term for serious.

are you cereal? and.. you are cereally getting on my nerves

by Haley P. April 26, 2007

John Cena

An abomination of a human being. Played the demon in Exorcist and has been pursuing a career in wrestling and cant hack it. Always moaning about numerous injuries and getting his ass wooped in the arena. Should quit while he's ahead.

Did you see John Cena in the Exorcist?

by samuk123 June 27, 2009

Cenia

Random, Outgoing, Kind, Trustworthy, and loves to help people. Shy at first. Hispanic girl that loves to act black. Does not like to see people sad. Loves to move her hips (dancing). Says hi to everyone in the room. A great friend who helps you out in any way she can. A great Smile and beautiful personality and looks that should not be ignored. Gets along with any guy. Loves music, sports, and happiness.

Cenia Spends any time she can helping people in need. Plays Basketball ,soccer,and baseball.

by Penguinsloveyuhh January 1, 2012

John Cena

Just the worst wrestler ever.He is currently injured cause he got frucked up on a simple hip toss,which was probably for the best.I mean,he only uses a total of 5 very crappy moves.FU=Modified body slam/firemans carry,STFU=Gloryfied STF,Shoulder Block=A running shoulder,5 Knuckle Shuffle=A punch to the face,and a Clothesline=A clothesline.His fans,or "Chain Gang/Lame Gang/Gang Bang Soldiers" are all fat ugly chicks or ten year old boys.He disgraced two title belts,he has a lame gimmick (wigger/rapper/marine).He uses three lines that are so gay,but he uses them as an Insult.And worst of all,he just wouldn't lose the title.I am Chile PAC from Yahoo! Answers,be sure to rant and rave to me all you want so I can laugh at your bad grammar and ridiculously stupid comebacks such as "suck my dick" and "yo momma" or,my personnal favorite "yo jus jeulos cuz he batta that u gay bich".

Jerry "The King" Lawler:Oh My God J.R,John Cena awfully sucks.PUPPIES!

J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!

by Chile Santiago January 3, 2008