Carpe Ceravisi

This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.

a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

carpetlung

The thick feeling in your throat and chest resulting from an evening of LSD usage.

Man, that acid is lame, I've got horrible carpetlung...

by Los Pepes August 21, 2007

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

Carpedonktum

1. One who states the obvious others refuse to admit, brilliantly points out the absurdity and contradictions of the American left through memes often causing consternation among NPCs.

Look at that poor NPC, looks like she is stuck behind a fence, she must have watched a carpedonktum meme.

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

carpet

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2008

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

carpe drinkem

To seize the drink! To take every opportunity to drink. To live each drinking moment to the fullest.

We can't get any more booze until the liquor store opens... Carpe Drinkem!

When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.

by El Sadado December 30, 2007