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Calvin

Calvin is one of them sit back chill niggaz. He is a smart boy and is very attractive so if I were you I would go find a Calvin.
Girlfriend:it's over Boyfriend:why Girlfriend: I need someone smart I need a Calvin
by Greattest March 8, 2020
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Calvin

"calvin is a nerdneck."
by NerdNeck_2001 September 24, 2020
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Calvin

A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone
Calvin is a fatass
by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019
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Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.
Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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Calvin

Calvins are very nice people. They make other people happy and are very helpful and kind. Calvins deserve the world. We need more Calvins in the world.
Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: My friend Calvin!!
Person 1: Wow! He must be a nice person!
by Runeee October 31, 2021
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Calvin barbassa

Funny YouTube guy that got shout out by the funny Moroccan man yahiamice
by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023
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Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream
I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me
by Handleball229 September 28, 2023
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