Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024

Calvin

Calvin is a calvina nice but very strict person who always wants to be knowledgeable

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Calvin is so dumb and knows noothing in his life

by Allamn December 5, 2020

Calvin

a warm body

I had a nice nap on a Calvin today.
thank you.

by awestar27 April 2, 2019

Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.

"That bitch ass nigga Calvin

by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Calvin

Nerd

"calvin is a nerdneck."

by NerdNeck_2001 September 24, 2020

Calvin

A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone

Calvin is a fatass

by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019