Calc 2

The ultimate filter class. By passing this class you automatically become superior to all humanities and business graduates. "All men are created equal" is bullshit when some know how to integrate and others don't.

Chad: "Hey Becky, I just graduated in business, wanna hang out?"
Becky: "Eww no, I'm going out with Brian, he passed Calc 2, now I'll get a McDouble and a medium fries."
Brian: "Get lost loser, I'm an engineer" *drives off in Lamborghini*

by ifuckinghatebusinessgrads November 3, 2022

Calcium's Execution Day

2 days after Calcium's Demotion Day, He was found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by hanging.

The date of the execution was May 8th 2023 and will be celebrated as a national holiday.

Have you seen Calcium's Execution Day?

Yea it was brutal but he deserved being hanged

by ILoveDoggos May 8, 2023

Calculator People

The majority of Asian people or a person who is speedy and quick at math.

Look at those Calculator People eating a bowl of rice.

by Yeeperboi69 July 13, 2023

Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.

Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!

by whatahw January 2, 2010

Hide His Calculator

To take another male's (a nerd's) mathematical calculation device and, while they aren't looking, slide it in your pants so that he can't get it back without being a faggot.

I was forced to Hide His Calculator while Kyle was in the bathroom listening to Pascal fap

by Balls2You March 8, 2011

Bolo do Caco

A type of brad from Madeira islands that is fucking good. Everybody should try it.

I ate a Bolo do Caco yesterday, it was so good.

by xiribamba pacumandé June 11, 2018

hug-duration calculator

Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.

The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018