A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson
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A special calendar used to count down the days to Christmas, starting on December 1st and ending on December 24th.
Siena Raponi is just like an advent calendar. Every day you’re around her you’ll find something you love more.
by joecrenshaw November 28, 2025
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-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
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Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
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Get the National Make a Calendar Day mug.For $825 it's as bad is coal. Not something you want on your Christmas wishlist unless you are looking for a pack of stickers or a wax seal on a string!
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