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cup o' noodles

A Cup O' Noodles occurs when doggy style sex is going down and the male pulls out his penis and cums in his cupped hand. once his female coutnerpart turns around to see why the fun has stopped, the 'cupped' hand of semen is tossed in her face.

It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'
Tom was enjoying some back door action with Sally. Prior to climax, Tom decided Sally's snooty attitude at the bar and the amount of time it took to bed her called for a sturdy 'cup o' Noodles.'

Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.

Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.
by DonKnuckles August 2, 2012
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Cup of milk

Tom: I gave her a cup of milk last night after she sucked me dry
by ThickKhalessi July 28, 2017
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Cup-Crushing

expression of anxiety, nervousness or restless boredom. This behaviour is often exhibited at house parties and clubs by the designated drivers.

It is the 21st century equivalent of 'twiddling ones fingers'.
Lucas was standing at the wall aimlessly crushing his empty plastic cup, waiting for the party to end.

Joey was found Cup-Crushing backstage before his big performance.
by designated_driver September 11, 2010
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cup of poision

when you fart into your hand then closing it and releasing it into ones face
He just gave him a cup of poision
by shitcupofnigeria September 25, 2011
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cup-fucking

When someone does not have enough money to buy a sex toy. Instead they make one from objects you can find at home.
I walked in on him cup-fucking a glove.
by laborra November 23, 2013
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Cup of Cumfee

When there's no creamer in your house, so you cum in your coffee for a little extra... something.
Awe man I'm out of sugar, cream, and milk.... Guess I'm having a cup of cumfee today...
by Mr.MisterMyster January 28, 2018
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Cup Cake

When a mans testicles are smashed during a sport, while wearing a crappy quality athletic cup.
"Whats the problem doc?"

"Well son, it seems you've gotten a cup cake."
by J4yR4d April 26, 2010
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