Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.

"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."

by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 8, 2023

Cork-Nut Gang

The Trump Administration

How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?

by Watching Time Slip By October 9, 2017

Cork Poppin

The act of inserting the clitoris into the urethra of an erect penis until the penis ejaculates with enough pressure to force the clitoris out of the urethra…

My girl got frisky last night and we did some cork poppin and ruined the new sheets.

by Dave Mcfuckin Mathews January 6, 2023

Corking

The act of you and your significant other both drinking half a bottle of wine then preceding to perform sounding with the cork and then having the female chew on the cork after.

Vex: Hey babe wanna try corking tonight? Vex's GF: Sure this will be fun!

by 1j2e May 20, 2025

Corked

when your thong goes into your asshole

"I'm totally corked, this thong is in my ass"

by silverhydra23 July 31, 2022