consent

tea ☕

"Consent is like tea, because if someone doesn't want tea, don't give them tea. If they're unconscious or drugged, don't give them tea. Unconscious people don't want tea. " -Jessi Ottenfield

by JeHaiNat March 24, 2019

Contestshipper

One who adores Contestshipping. One who loves the couple of May and Drew of Pokemon

"Hey are you a pokeshipper?" "Nah, i am a contestshipper all the way"

by cold-chan July 10, 2009

contextation

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

by no1sandman November 7, 2010

pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

contentkeeper

A website that blocks games like Pacman for places like school or work.

Person: Can I go on Snake?
Contentkeeper: No!

by 𝙴 January 23, 2020

skid contest

The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.

Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*

by The Sub March 1, 2005

Convention

A gathering of peoples revolving around a similar interest, idea, or hobby.

Did you go to that business convention? Yes, they were discussing the future of intel-based chipsets.

by Melkiah January 29, 2009