contentkeeper

A website that blocks games like Pacman for places like school or work.

Person: Can I go on Snake?
Contentkeeper: No!

by 𝙴 January 23, 2020

ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.

ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"

by chikn ALT November 16, 2020