Bang cloud

When it's inevitable that you're going to have sex with someone. When there's a bang cloud hanging over you.

It was always going to happen. There's been a bang cloud hanging over us for ages.

by Ang8300 December 11, 2016

Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014

Cloud Job

A blow job where the person giving the blow job simultaneously blows a vape cloud on the penis.

That girl gave me a cloud job last night.

by Creeper478 October 10, 2020

Cloud Flip

I am cloud. I am cloud 9. MDMA + Ketamine.

Yo, let’s cloud flip and cuddle puddle tonight

by Garagehunters December 12, 2021

Cloud sleep

When you have an amazing workout at the gym and sleep straight after and that sleep feels like you're floating on clouds

Yo smith im about to have a mad cloud sleep after this session

by Faysticles September 28, 2017

cloud niner

A person who is high on drugs 24/7.

I'm a legit cloud niner.

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.

dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.

by StinkyBro July 25, 2020