Jehesus Christ

A variation of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" Usually used in times of emotional distress or anger.

*Whole family is killed by explosion*

Atlas - "Jehesus Christ! Isn't that just like Ryan?"

by Jak B 001 September 11, 2009

Jesus Christ Bar

Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"

also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.

As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.

by JustinA <3 November 5, 2009

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

high as christ

when you’re the most fucked up you’ve ever been

cam: i’m high as christ
ben: r u christing me?
cam: that’s something i fear i am not christing about

by diarrhena July 12, 2021

Tyrone Christ

The less respected of the two brothers. He was the partier and liked to get maaaad crunk, yo.

He be trippin on the Jesus juice.

"I be Tyrone Christizzle, My bro save ya shit but I'm the g you want to look fo', CHRISTFOLYFE"

by Borron555 June 25, 2008