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Turkish Grease Cake 

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.
As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'
Turkish Grease Cake by DJ Poker February 25, 2009

Wait, it's all cake? 

Wait, it's all cake? -The other astronaut points a gun at the first one and says- "Always has been."

beaver cake 

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.
Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.
beaver cake by suede1976 December 31, 2006

cake is a lie 

A substitute for "The writing is on the wall'. From the (video game) Portal. The graffiti in background levels give clues and point out truths including "the cake is a lie".
Chell is promised cake and grief counseling as her reward if she manages to complete all the test chambers. After Chell completes the final test chamber, GLaDOS congratulates her but the promised cake is a lie.
cake is a lie by Portal player August 14, 2008
Happy-go-lucky, optimistic, emotionally strong. No matter how difficult or dire the circumstances, Caeden can look on the bright side and stay positive.
"Wow, what you are going through is really tough, how are you coping?"
"I am just trying to be Caeden about it, things won't be bad for long, and then I'll be in a better position than I was before"
Caeden by C1nnamon February 4, 2010

Cake and Ice Cream

Damn, there was so much Cake and Ice Cream I thought we were at some kid’s fucking birthday party.