butcher's kiss

A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.

"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.

I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."

by _CherryPip_ March 4, 2010

Butch Bacon

The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.

I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.

by Guzey October 13, 2011

Butch Assidy

When you make a gun with both your hands and insert your forefingers in your woman's vagina and thumbs in her ass.

She always calls me Quick Draw McGraw when I give her the Butch Assidy

by Clintonamous August 11, 2016

Bitoh

When you tell someone to shove a goldfish, up their or someone's ass

Person 1: You should go Bitoh yourself
Person 2: What if i Bitohed your mom

by Shmarpies February 24, 2023

Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.

"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"

by theliarwithin April 20, 2009

dirty butch

When two guys tuck their dicks backwards and then they double Penetrate a girl

Damn dude, I heard you and Kyle pulled a Dirty Butch on Sarah last night.

by Actabian May 19, 2019

Pig butchering

Part of an online scam technique (e.g. romance scam or Nigerian prince fraud). Refers to the process of fattening up a pig (in this context, means getting someone well and truly hooked) before killing it. Also a verb, to pig butcher someone.

From a crypto currency forum: “Anyone here fallen victim to pig butchering and willing to share details of how it happened?:

by Vardie September 16, 2023