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buttered up baby

A person who is normally 18+ who is a late-bloomer if male, has a face only a mother would love, who likes to drink underage, and wines and complains about everything.
Elijah is such a buttered up baby when we have parties
by BRAINSTEW! March 5, 2011
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Buttered Sausage

The act of completely covering the penis in butter, and then sprinkling raw beef on top, finish it off by jacking off vigorously, and mix together all ingredients. Bake for one hour. Serve.
My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.
by TornHorse January 19, 2011
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buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around
"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."
by Bill Wang October 13, 2008
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Mad butcher

Show us where the mad butcher had ya
by Bruss August 23, 2004
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counter butcher

when someone butchers your dreams, you butcher them back
My pc just got butchered. I am going to counter butcher it and im going to nurture my pc back to health.
by butcher your dreams April 1, 2006
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Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010
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Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina
Lee waters licks jays butchers window
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